Business
Revenue? Losses? Margins? We've got all those business things you need.
Hard reset
If our software crashes your computer, just turn it off and back on.
Lightning
You ever hear a really loud thunder clap? Just amazing stuff.
Trash
You can delete our product from your hard drive if it all gets to be too much.
Listening
We've built in recording devices to collect data on everything you dream about.
Tags
Tag your friends in a post and we will keep emailing them until they die.
Losses
We're taking heavy losses this quarter and could really use your help.
Capture the flag
We'll invite you to play capture the flag with us every year. Every year.
Earn meaningless badges for all the hours you spend in our product.
Badges
When you have issues or questions, we'll know. We're always watching.
Surveillance
What's more important than what you can do is what you can't do.
Rules
Apparently we can store stuff in the clouds these days?
Clouds
We've built Rube Goldberg machines in our office with gears.
Gears
Earn meaningless badges for all the hours you spend in our product.
Disapproval
We're right behind you all the way. Quite literally.